Holy orders!

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 13-Dec-2012 10:55:41

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.

After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke.

'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.'

'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two..'

'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?'

'Anything, Father.'

'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.'

'Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.'

The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.

'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?' She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.

'Father, could I ask something of you?'

'Yes, Sister?'

'I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?'

'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied lifting his robe.

'Oh Father, may I touch it?'

The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.

'Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give Life.'

'Is that true Father?'

'Yes, it is, Sister.'

'Oh Father, that's wonderful . Stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here!'

Post 2 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 13-Dec-2012 20:45:22

Hahaha, nice.

Post 3 by midnight sun (you can't catch me, i'm the palobread man) on Thursday, 13-Dec-2012 23:23:08

ahahahaha!

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 14-Dec-2012 10:37:52

lol. funny..

Post 5 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Friday, 14-Dec-2012 15:59:43

Hahaha!

Post 6 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 15-Dec-2012 12:37:03

hahahaha! :)

Post 7 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Sunday, 16-Dec-2012 14:19:21

Love it! Lolololololol! Did not see that one comin'.

Post 8 by forereel (Just posting.) on Sunday, 16-Dec-2012 17:19:10

Smile.

Post 9 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 21-Dec-2012 5:21:11

lmfao!

Post 10 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 23-Dec-2012 21:46:51

lol! wasn't expecting that!

Post 11 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Tuesday, 25-Dec-2012 1:28:49

Lol! Good one.